MUbarack To YoU ToO

I’m back BiiiiAAATCHES!!! This was America’s message this week when she made history – a history we will talk about, boast to, and admire for years to come – a milestone we are so blessed to witness – fruit of the selfless struggle of a man – man, an epitome of all colors, bloods, tongues, and races – representing the diversity, the cornerstone of our society – society which has nurtured times when a 14-year old black kid was killed for talking to a white woman – when a true blood was restrained to the boundaries of his reservation – when an 18-year old mule swallowed pallets of cocaine to seek a better life for her unborn – when a man is killed in the waking hours of the day for wearing a turban on his head – when a woman is stared down in the elevator for covering her head – times, rooted and reminded – of the fear in the last 8 years – fear of not crimes our hands had committed - but fear of what would befall upon us if our crimes were not to be committed – crimes justified in the name of religion and patriotism – all fakeness disguised as “change” – but real “change” has finally arrived – proving to many that we shall no longer seek fear to survive – fear is not power, it is control – and control is not America – WE are America – an “America” who gave birth to civil rights and liberties – an “America” who stood behind her woman and man of all colors at the voting booth – an “America” who held the podium for inspirations like Martin Luther King, Malcolm X, JFK, and John Lennon – an “America” who lends the microphone to Bill Mahr and Bill O’Reilly – an “America” where all bullsh*t is spoken – and heard – and neither is denied of its right or privilege - an “America” where we can choose to be whoever we want, whenever we want, and however we want – an “America” who does not discriminate amongst God(s) – an “America” where change is not only born but lived and appreciated – this week we brought that change back – thank Allah for that – in the words of America’s next 44th President Barack Hussain Obama, “we are the United States of America” – land of freedom – freedom of thought – so we cannot be manipulated anymore by manifested speculation also known as bullsh*t – like Joe the f**kin Plumber – c’mon, do not insult us by setting him as the American Paragon – is it because he’s the only one who’s capable of falling for your crap? America was the country of Joe the Plumber – America is now home to Joe the Intelligent Working Man who is well-rounded, conscientious, intuitive, educated, humble, tolerant, outspoken, progressive, and independent – and guess what? – that man did NOT vote for YOU!!! He voted for the ONE who will appreciate what he has to offer – and will reward him for what he can contribute – but - on the contrary, what if this Joe the Intelligent Working Man happens to be an Arab-American – I mean seriously what would your pious, I-speak-to-God-every-day, family-oriented self do? You do not even think Arabs are decent, hard-working human beings last time I tuned in – how would you converse and level with Joe the Arab – riiiiiite – you defy the very fundamentals on which this astounding nation was established – you insult the very principles our forefathers sacrificed their livelihood for – schools of thought reflected in the man elected (and I repeat that: elected) Barack Hussain Obama – blood of an immigrant, son of a white woman, skin of a black man, and name of a Muslim father – this is America Mrs. Todd Palin – not your well-bred soccer moms – so while the world looks forward to celebrating the rebirth of a nation waking up from 8 years of the Dark Ages, I highly recommend you trot back home, read up on world geography, expand your vocabulary, connect with your true Christian self (for once), stop bribing the officials, stop preaching and start practicing family values, spend some quality time with your pregnant teen, and when days of your short-lived 15 minutes of fame are catching up to you, pamper yourself to a haircut and for god’s sake get rid of those annoying bangs - and please don’t get in the way for we are about to march the streets of Washington in 74 days or less – to yell to the world out loud - Y’ALL, WE ARE BACK…AMERICA IS BACK…Beeeyoootch!!!

signed: Thinker-Bell